Everyone Needs to Shut the F**k Up by Gandalf Merlin Christ is a raw, unfiltered takedown of modern noise. The endless chatter of critics, politicians, influencers, media personalities, and anyone who refuses to think before speaking. Written in a voice that’s biting, darkly funny, and brutally honest, this book is both a therapy and a rebellion. Born from loss, anger, and survival, Gandalf Merlin Christ alter-ego, Gandalf”s, spares no one while reminding us that silence, sometimes, is the most powerful truth. Bold, outrageous, and unforgettable, this is not a book for the faint of heart.