About the Author

Gandalf Merlin Christ isn’t a persona. He’s the righteous rage of a man beaten down by loss, grief, and the crushing betrayal of a failed dream. He traded a decade of fake smiles for this brutally honest, profanity-laced manifesto. He is the voice of your suppressed fury, here to call out the frauds, the loudmouths, and everyone who needs to immediately SHUT THE F**K UP. You’ve been warned.