About the Book

Everyone Needs to Shut the F**k Up is Gandalf Merlin Christ unapologetic manifesto against today’s endless noise. Written with dark humor and raw honesty, it dismantles the nonstop chatter of critics, politicians, influencers, media personalities, and more.

Fueled by personal loss and channeled through Gandalf’s alter-ego, Gandalf Merlin Christ, the book spares no one, delivering biting satire and liberating truth. Equal parts outrageous and thought-provoking, this bold work dares readers to laugh, squirm, and reconsider the power of silence.